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I'm Not a Sexpert but I Know a Thing or Two
08/15/2013 09:13
Since I recently decided to create my YouTube channel and website people have been asking me what makes me so qualified to speak about sex and relationships. Why am I someone that other people should turn to for advice? Well, in an attempt to shut up some of the people that have been asking that...
Manipulation 101
08/12/2013 17:25
No matter what anyone tells you, believe me, trying to sleep with someone can be summed up in one word- MANIPULATION. Men manipulate women and women manipulate men. If you're shaking your head in disagreement with me, prepare to feel like an...
Love At First Sight
08/12/2013 17:03
All right, first of all, no one falls in love at first sight. That’s just ridiculous. In fact, the expression “falling in love at first sight” is probably the biggest misconception to ever be socially accepted as a term of endearment. To make the...
The Orgasm: Nature's Nicotine
08/10/2013 21:36
It’s the drug that everyone gets hooked on as soon as they experience it for the first time. It’s controversial. It’s debatable. It’s called the orgasm. Women have real ones and fake ones. Men just have real ones because if they don’t get off it’s pretty obvious. If “Female...
Standing At Attention
08/10/2013 21:00
For any man that has ever lost his confidence in the bedroom due to a flaccid and floppy member, Pfizer heard your cries. For any man that has ever cried himself to sleep at night because his flag suddenly stopped flying...
Sexy Quote of the Week
08/10/2013 19:34
"Let's play carpenter. First we get hammered. Then we screw."
-Anonymous
Fun In the Kitchen
08/10/2013 18:18
Who came up with that “The fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” crap? I think anyone that believes that has most likely never had sex, or even masturbated for that matter. The fastest way to a man’s heart is not through his stomach; it’s through his penis, and it is usually...
Every Man's Fantasy
08/09/2013 08:35
This marks a big moment for me "The Penis Behind All the Genius" as it is the first blog I have ever posted. You can read new posts on this blog via the RSS feed.
I wrote every man's fantasy for my fiance back when I first met her. I jokingly declared this poem "THE GREATEST LOVE POEM EVER WRITTEN"...
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