Standing At Attention
For any man that has ever lost his confidence in the bedroom due to a flaccid and floppy member, Pfizer heard your cries. For any man that has ever cried himself to sleep at night because his flag suddenly stopped flying mid-coitus, Pfizer heard your cry. And in 1998 they released Viagra to the market. The days of men being forced to come up with excuses for why they were unable to satisfy their females' ravenous penis cravings are long over.
What makes this magical medicine so fantastic? It's called sildenafil citrate. Believe it or not, Viagra wasn't created to turn Mr. Floppy into Mr. Stiffy. It was actually designed to treat a medical condition known as pulmonary arterial hypertension (PAH). PAH is a chronic blood pressure disease that can, in severe cases lead to heart failure. That's what makes Viagra such an ironic medication- it's original purpose was to help patients with heart problems. The majority of men that obtain a prescription for Viagra are generally older and already have heart problems anyway. But if you've ever seen an advertisement for Viagra (or any of the numerous dick prescriptions) you know there's a reason they tell you to talk to your doctor first.
If you happen to be at an advanced age and you don't suffer from heart problems but you do suffer from erectile dysfunction (ED), chances are, you're going to have heart problems after using the medication. Not only does the magic blue pill cause your “master of ceremonies” to stand at attention for prolonged periods, it also typically leads to long periods of gratuitous sex. To a male at an advanced age, sex stops being fun after 30-45 minutes and becomes a cardiovascular workout. When you couple that with the fact that the poor old man's heart is already racing from the pill, the result is a recipe for a heart attack by itself. Hell, depending on who is doing all of the work during sex, that could be a good workout for me too. I mean, fuck, don't get me wrong, it's a fun workout.
One of the main causes of erectile dysfunction is a loss in sexual appetite, which leads to a loss of confidence and finally, the loss of a boner. What man in his right mind wouldn't want to be at his best performance? Every man out there dreams of having his sexual partner bragging to her friends behind his back about their sex lives. It's like a sudden rebirth of a man's early adult years. All of a sudden (thanks to this miracle cure) a man is dynamite in bed again, satisfying his lady, or multiple ladies, if he happens to still be playing the field at 65 years old. In today's world the vast variety of cock-stimulating concoctions have paved the way for men everywhere. In a way, Pfizer plowed the road so that men could plow their women.
Even if you're a woman you should be able to understand how emasculating it has to be for a man when he has to distract you with shadow puppets to draw attention away from his flaccid Frankfurter. Remember that, ladies. If he ever suddenly has the urge to watch The Notebook (although he had refused every time before) he's trying to draw attention away from his shortcoming. No man wants to face that. They definitely don't want to admit it to their woman.
The initial stages of the loss of confidence because of a soft male organ are almost always coupled with other emotional and mental problems. The obvious ones are most likely heightened anxiety, especially when the male knows that he will be having sex and doesn't want to perform poorly. This anxiety can be much worse with younger men experiencing ED because younger men feel they are solely responsible for the problem and do not have the luxury of passing the blame on to aspects such as old age. Just like the longing for a girlfriend or wife to brag about a man's sexual prowess, the thoughts of his lady discussing his lack of performance in the bedroom can almost cause erectile dysfunction by itself. Even if the woman isn't talking about him behind his back, the sheer doubt alone is enough to cause a man's anxiety levels to spike.
That situation is the same for both genders, by the way. The general feeling of not knowing is one of the worst feelings in the world. Whenever doubt is in reference to intimate details between a man and woman the situation is worsened. In the end, what once began as a simple bad experience on one night can turn into a tragic sex life, a complete loss of intimacy and painful feelings of disconnection with one another. That's one of the reasons it's so important to be comfortable with whoever you happen to be banging at the time, and intimacy helps reduce the anxiety and increase comfort between partners. One final note, if you're thinking of taking any form of a male erection pill you should know that the reason they tell you to seek medical attention after four hours is because after four hours permanent damage to your penis can occur, resulting in the inability to function. Couple that with the fact the way in which they get rid of your erection is by sticking a needle into the vein in your dick and draining all of the blood out. Just food for thought.