The Orgasm: Nature's Nicotine
It’s the drug that everyone gets hooked on as soon as they experience it for the first time. It’s controversial. It’s debatable. It’s called the orgasm. Women have real ones and fake ones. Men just have real ones because if they don’t get off it’s pretty obvious. If “Female Orgasm Detection 101” was a college class it would be the one college class every man would take. If you’re the unlucky adult female that has not had the chance to experience how awesome it is when it’s caused by another person rather than your own stimulation, my heart goes out to you.
If you’re a man wondering if your lady has actually been achieving her orgasm when she says she is there are a few easy ways to tell. Usually, orgasms in women are characterized by the female looking like she’s getting the electric chair. If you’re fortunate enough to be in the posterior (doggy style) position you can spot her orgasm from a mile away, especially if she’s using a vibrator at the same time. When most women orgasm while in this position they have an acute case of restless leg syndrome. That shit's pretty awesome to watch.
The other sure-fire indicator that your woman was able to release her sexual tension is observed immediately after she climaxes, during what is known as the refractory period. The refractory period is different for men and women. Women either become so sensitive that if you touch them they’ll break your arm, or they crave sex even more than previously. For men, it’s the period right after we finish, when we lie back, completely depleted of all stress and anxiety. This care free feeling is brought on by the release of oxytocin and endorphins. You feel like you just smoked about a pound of weed. When men are enjoying this period we don’t care if there’s an asteroid the size of Tennessee headed straight for us. All we would say when we found out is, “Yeah, it’s whatever. I’m sure we’ll be all right.”
During the refractory period men openly discuss personal thoughts that they ordinarily would not, without as much as a second thought. That’s good and bad. It’s good because it allows intimacy to develop by sharing intricate details and life experiences with each other. It’s bad because the man doesn’t always know what he’s saying when he says it. The next day he’s lost and confused and trying to figure out, at what point exactly, he decided it was a good idea to tell the chick he just started dating about the time he got caught masturbating by his best friend, when he was 13.
A lot of women can only handle vaginal intercourse after they have their first orgasm because their nipples and clitoris are overly-sensitive. That means, if you really want to know if she’s faking it or if you really are the sexual god that she just finished moaning and screaming about, all you have to do is barely touch her nipples or her clit. The reason women can continue having vaginal intercourse after their orgasm is because there are actually very few sensory nerve endings inside the vagina. The clitoris, on the other hand, comes equipped with 8,000 sensory nerve endings.
So the next time you wonder if your woman faked it when she got off, if her leg wasn't twitching, and she let you touch her nipples, yes she faked it....